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The thing about my Grandad is that I love him because he is my Grandad but he is utterly and without doubt The Most Boring Man In The World.

As in, ludicrously, unrealistically, Father-Ted-Priest-Of-The-Weekly BORING.

Today he spent a large portion of our family afternoon tea attempting to get to the bottom of why the company that make the microwave proof dish he steams vegetables in do not put a comprehensive list of steaming times on their website.

My dear departed Granny had the patience of a saint.

Oh, and memo to my uterus - look, it's going to be a tough four years, we need to stick together, the least you could do is agree with me as to when our regular monthly playdate takes place.