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Family, the perils thereof
Jan. 22nd, 2017 06:42 pmThe thing about my Grandad is that I love him because he is my Grandad but he is utterly and without doubt The Most Boring Man In The World.
As in, ludicrously, unrealistically, Father-Ted-Priest-Of-The-Weekly BORING.
Today he spent a large portion of our family afternoon tea attempting to get to the bottom of why the company that make the microwave proof dish he steams vegetables in do not put a comprehensive list of steaming times on their website.
My dear departed Granny had the patience of a saint.
Oh, and memo to my uterus - look, it's going to be a tough four years, we need to stick together, the least you could do is agree with me as to when our regular monthly playdate takes place.
As in, ludicrously, unrealistically, Father-Ted-Priest-Of-The-Weekly BORING.
Today he spent a large portion of our family afternoon tea attempting to get to the bottom of why the company that make the microwave proof dish he steams vegetables in do not put a comprehensive list of steaming times on their website.
My dear departed Granny had the patience of a saint.
Oh, and memo to my uterus - look, it's going to be a tough four years, we need to stick together, the least you could do is agree with me as to when our regular monthly playdate takes place.
